I went on a porn site with obvious intentions, but I got sidetracked.
I am now watching a video where a man pisses himself, then proceeds to cover his entire body with marshmallow fluff and peanut butter. He concludes by ejaculating onto a cream pie, and hitting himself in the face with it.
I think my point here is that there is a fine line between niche pornography and postmodernist art film, and I do not know where that line is.
How did you even find that?
It was a suggested video to another one that I found on the front page.

It looked like something I could screencap and add a funny comment to, but then I clicked on it, and let me tell you
you already know what comes out
(Source: xtube.com)


